duckyaz
02-04-2009, 12:40 PM
The Qwader is the name for a herd of the illusive Desert Unicorn, and has only ever been seen in the state of Arizona. The elusive Desert Unicorn can smell human odor from 2.5 miles away and the Qwader will move to the origin of that scent within 3 minutes. This movement is very quick and stealthy. The leader of the Qwader, known to man as Inculta Unus Cornu Ductus, will then sodomize it's victim with the long horn on his head. This act is the trademark of the Qwader, and leaves it's victims feeling helpless, sore, and a lil gay. Makes the man wonder if it really happened. Wonders if he is the only one this has ever happened to, but he's not. After the Qwader is finished they disappear into the hills waiting for it's next victim. Noone has ever seen the Qwader until it's too late, which leads biologists to believe that they are burrowing creatures. This is all that is known about the Qwader and it's unusual activities. Some precautions to avoid the Qwader would be to wear scent blocking clothing, but it doesn't always work, and before you dress in your camo to go hunting, have your significant other duct tape a couple throw pillows to your buttocks. Good Luck on your next trip, it could be your last because if you run into the Qwader, you will be too terrified to set foot in the woods again.